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St Johns Rotary actively connects with communities locally and globally.  Our members are men and women ranging from young professionals to the more experienced and are a group diverse across backgrounds and cultures joined together with a passion for community service and friendship.  The achievements of the club members, often joined by family, are significant and appreciated by the community at large. Members are encouraged to include family and friends in club activities.
 
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  • Upcoming meeting Speakers
  • Upcoming Meeting Responsibilities
  • Upcoming Events
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President's Message
Ainie Kwok
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Lest we forget
 
We celebrated ANZAC DAY Breakfast on 25 April 2017, 8.30am at Remuera Golf Club. We would like to thank all our guests and members for being with us on this special day.
 
Please remember too that there will be NO MEETING on 27 April 2017
 
We will be having our evening meeting on the 4th May. Our club will be hosting members from Auckland East and we will have our annual debate against their club. The moot for the debate “Donald J Trump is the GREATEST US President of the 21st century” AND St John’s take the affirmative!
Do join us next week and I can promise you an evening full of laughter and fun.
 
Keep smiling and have a great week ahead

Best regards as always
Ainie Kwok

 
Stories
Henning's Blog School Holidays

Monday and Tuesday I went to Motat, AKL Museum, Victoria Park Market and many other places in and around the city. I did that to complete the Facebook Easter Challenge which Sue created for me Later last week.

Allan and Sue were until Wednesday at the South Island for hiking.

Until they arrived Debbie, my host sister took care of me.

On the day Allan and Sue arrived I “surprised” the whole Smith family with a German 2 course Menu.

 

I went after the Thursday morning Rotary meeting to the Ingram's to work there a little bit, to talk with my hostsister and Robyn and to walk the Dog Kobi.

At Lunch Time I took the Bus to Sylvia Park to meet there some friends from school and to watch “The Fate of the Furious”.

 

Saturday Morning I watched Zac playing Rugby League, afterwards we drove down to Whangamata to meet there Family from Allan and Sue. We went to the beach, did Buggy boarding and Sunday we just relaxed, because the weather was nasty.

 

Henning's Fact for the week:

Karl Marx, the author of the Communist Manifesto, was born in the Rhineland city of Trier and was a keen member of the Trier Tavern Club drinking society (Landsmannschaft der Treveraner).

 

Henning's phrase for the week:

“Die Religion... ist das Opium des Volkes” - Karl Marx 1818-1883

“religion is the opium of the people”

Keep smiling 

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1.
   Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2.    Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

3.   If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4.   If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5.   Why do we say something is out of whack?  What is a whack?

6.   Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7.
   Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8.   Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9.  Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

10.   Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

11.   Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?

12.  Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13.   Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. 
 Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15.   Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16.   If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17.   If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18.   If  love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19.   If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20.   Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21.  Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

22.
   Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23.   How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24.  Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25.   Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26.   Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27.   Christmas - What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

28.  Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?  I dunno, why do we?

Luke Robinson Outward Bound Recipient
Luke was a recipient of an Outward Bound scholarship from Rotary Club of St Johns attending the course on 3 March 2017 for 21 days. Luke is a trainee third year teacher and wanted to develop further skills, develop friendship and see more of New Zealand.   Luke quoted from the Outward Bound bible… ‘experience is the best teacher because you take the test before the lesson’.
Kurt Hahn developed Outward Bound originally teaching old sailors motivation and to be driven. This reflects well with the motto of Outward Bound… ‘there’s more in you’.    
Luke said he has taken away some fantastic areas of development such as self-reflection, a serious appreciation of New Zealand and the outdoors. He had the opportunity to experience a variety of outdoor pursuits such as kayaking, sailing and tramping.  Outward Bound showed Luke who he can be along showing a different side to education.
Henning’s Scout Jamboree Trip Down South 2016/17
Henning attended the 21st Scout Jamboree in Renwick for 10 days and was assigned to the Youth Staff Team (YST) focussing on organising the jamboree. Henning’s task was to oversee the rock climbing and abseiling activity (previous experience was not a prerequisite!).  Henning said that he had a total of two days off and went to a hydroponic strawberry farm, sampled the strawberry icecream prior to visiting a chocolate factory with no free samples.
The Jamboree consisted of land, air and sea scouts and Henning was very impressed with running hot water at the campsites which was even kitted out with TV and playstation!!!   Different countries were represented at the Jamboree from Indonesia, Thailand, Hong Kong and German kiwis. Henning provided the following stats: 4,300 Scouts.  1.4t cheese and 2.2t sausages were consumed!!
 
Following the Jamboree, Henning spent some time on Andy’s yacht ‘The Admiral’, sailing and fishing in the Marlborough Sounds seeing stingray and starfish.   Henning gave a big heartfelt THANKYOU shout out for the support and sponsorship from the club.
We are One - A Concert for Autism
 
Starring:  Larry Morris, Fiona McDonald, Shane Cortese, Mike Chunn, Peter Urlich, Jordan Luck and many more will be taking the stage, to celebrate difference and recognize talent and courage with songs like -  I Feel Good, Why Does Love Do This To Me, Let’s Think Of Something, Stuff And Nonsense, Blackbird, Rust In My Car.
 
 We aim to, not only raise community awareness for Autism but, to also provide funds for Autism NZ’s Employment Program a program that assists people with autism to find suitable, paid employment in mainstream settings.
 
Venue:            Sacred Heart College Auditorium, 250 West Tamaki Rd, Glendowie
Date:               Saturday 13 May 2017
Time:               6pm for festive family food and refreshments (cash)
                          7pm Doors for show (with intermission concludes by 10pm)
Emcee:            Shane Cortese
Tickets:           Eventfinda $45 Adults $25 Children
 
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This is a family friend concert you won't want to miss - so please support it and spread the word.
 
Supported by; Coast FM, NZ Rockshop, Eventfinda.
 
Kind regards
Debbie Little                                                             Neil Swanney
027 533 2548                                                            Rotary Newmarket
debbielittle@playitstrange.org.nz                    nswanney@outlook.com
You can do it - really you can!
We are the greatest!  People are flocking to our membership because of this but there is more to our club than that.  We WANT people just to know more about us because, yes we like new members, but also YES we like people to support our projects by taking part, to be sponsors and to refer others to us.
 
You can help very easily!  Really, it is so easy.
 
First you 'Like' our club Facebook page - even if you have Facebook and don't use it much / at all.  To do this click on the big blue " f " to the left.
Second, as you see posts from the club - and they will be interesting - you can 'Share' these (the 'Share' is at the bottom of each post) and, this is important, if you can just add your own personal 'take' or thoughts about the post to the top - all will be obvious when you do this.
 
In Sharing you are telling a whole new bunch of people about our club and because the Share comes from you, they will read it because the trust YOU. 
Rotary Club of St Johns 2017/18 Plan
President Elect Peter Buchanan presented the Club's objectives and plan for 2017/18 titled ' Looking Ahead To: 1 July 2017 – 30 June 2018.    Peter provided some background to the establishment of a new committee - the 'Environment and Science Committee'. Peter referred to Ian Riseley, Rotary International President-Elect and the  2017/18 presidential theme of Rotary: Making a Difference stating that ''the time is long past when environmental sustainability can be dismissed as not Rotary’s concern.   It is, and must be, everyone’s''.
 
The new vision includes a new committee setup "Environment & Science" which amongst other projects will be:
Environment - Acting Locally
Restore Motutapu Island - weeding, planting, renovation and painting
Restore Waiatarua Reserve - annual planting
Clean up Tamaki beaches
School involvement in Trees for Survival Program
 
Environment - Acting Globally
Our club is also one of the first few clubs to be inducted into The Environmental Sustainability Rotary Action Group (ESRAG).
http://esrag.org/
 
Sciences
National Science & Technology Forum - D9920 coordination
Sir Paul Callaghan Eureka Awards - Auckland Region coordination
 
The Board of Directors for 2017/2018 are as follows:
President                                 Peter Buchanan
Secretary & Treasurer            Alex Gatt
President Elect                        Allan Smith
IPP                                          Ainie Kwok
Rotary Foundation                  Gary Key
Membership                            Allan Smith
Youth Services                        Iain Smith
Environment & Science          Nick Goddard
International & Community   Penny McGarry
Club Services                          Brian Fergus
 
Other Roles
Education Support                  Kevin Kevany & Ainie Kwok
Bulletin Co-Editor                  Annie Tyson
Bulletin Co-Editor                  Robyn Ingram
Fellowship                              Michelle Wu
Websites – Cr & RI                Colin Robinson
Publicity                                 Rosemary Such
Publicity Social media            Alex Smith
Speaker Programme               Namrata Gulani
Club Photographer                  Miles Cain
 
 
Read more...
 
Club Contacts
 
President: Ainie Kwok 021 220 3090
Secretary, Treasurer & Apologies: Alex Gatt  021 571 722 
President Elect: Peter Buchanan 0274341832 
Chief Sergeant: John Cornaga
Bulletin Editor: Annie Tyson
Membership contact: Allan Smith 021 959 397
 
 
Our Meetings
 
The Club meets Thursday for breakfast at 7am for 7.15am start except for the first Thursday of the month, when the Club meets in the evening at 6pm for dinner 
 
Venue is the Remuera Golf Club, 120 Abbotts Way, Remuera, Auckland,  1072, New Zealand. 
 
All Rotarians are welcomed including Rotarian family members.
 
Others wanting to visit are most welcome to contact Peter Walsh walshp@xtra.co.nz to arrange an invitation.
Be an active participant in our vibrant club
Did you join Rotary to do good things in the community?
 
Below are some of the opportunities you can take part in.  You do not have to be a member of the committee organising these to go to the director and / or project team leader and offer to take on a role.  In most cases you can include family and friends.  Enjoy you Rotary:  Be an active Rotarian.
Upcoming Events
Club Social Evening with music and laughter
Remuera Golf Club
Jun 08, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Combined Committee Meeting - Important - C U there
Remuera Golf Club
Jun 20, 2017
6:00 PM – 7:30 PM
 
Meetings are an enjoyable time for socialising/networking, planning and some learning
Partners, family and friends are always welcome but if possible please let Club Service Director know for numbers (don't want to run out of the great food).  Of course, evening meetings with the high-profile speakers are an especially ideal time to invite people.
 
If you are rostered for any duty, but unable to undertake the duty due to absence, it is your responsibility to arrange for another member to step in and undertake your duty in your absence.  This cannot be the individual rostered as “On the Day Standby”.  Everyone’s cooperation in this regard will be much appreciated.
Speakers
May 11, 2017
Sustainability Enterprise 'Turning Light Energy Into Food'
May 18, 2017
Dove Hospice
May 25, 2017
Jun 01, 2017
Multiple Sclerosis
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Meeting Responsibilities
Setup / Down
Bell, Patrick
 
Attendance Desk
Hutchinson, Murray
 
Greeter
Gatt, Alex
 
Speaker Host
Harris, Lesley
 
Thanks & Close
Hartstone, David
 
On the day Standby
Herlihy, Chris
 
 
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